why did the chicken cross the road ??
plato: for the greater good.
aristotle: to fulfill its nature on the other side
karl marx: it was a historical inevitability
hippocrates: because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas
albert einstein: whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
aristotle: to actualise its potential
budda: if you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature
darwin: it was the logical next step after coming down from the trees
nietzsche: because if you gaze too long across the road, the road gazes also across you
ralph waldo emerson: it didnt cross the road, it transcended it
oliver north: national security was at stake
emily dickenson: because it could not stop for death
ernset hemingway: to die. in the rain
saddam hussein: this was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it
jack nicholson: 'cause it fucking wanted to. thats the fucking reason
and to end with my own personal spin:
asif zardari: that chicken is very gorgeous. can i hug her ?
6 comments:
I have to say, you spoiled it a bit by putting the Zardari spin on it. I was imagining all those philosophers pondering the sagely ramifications of a chicken's act and pop! In comes Zardari with his teethy smile and a V sign.
Disgusting!
i couldnt help myself. i had to put zardari in :P
Methinks the Zardari quote was awesome.
I was disappointed that there wasn't a Sartre quote, but I saw it was there in the link you provided, so I'm not holding it against you.
i was disappointed there wasn't a samuel l jackson quote. but i think you can easily imagine how that would have gone.
well heres what sam jackson would have said: fuck the chicken. How did these motherfucking snakes get on this motherfucking plane !!
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