i fricking hate dumb people. like those who follow scientology. this could be an entire rant by itself, so i'll just leave it at that for now. im not a fan of dumb celebrities either. and there are plenty of them who are a few clowns short of a full circus.
there's rob schneider, for instance. following mel gibson's anti-semantic remarks during his arrest for a dui charge, schneider pledged, in a full page ad in the daily variey, never to work with gibson.
now schneider has done many quality movies like the animal, the hot chick, grandma`s boy etc. but i doubt he was ever going to be cast as gibson's sidekick in lethal weapons 5 in the first place. or that we might get to see gibson in deuce bigalow 3. well schneider can rest easy and go back to playing roles he does best: the sex starved man-child, with a hint of retard.
idiot.
and while im on the topic of dumb celebrities, i fail to understand why so many are bent on giving their kids these weird names. blue angel, pilot inspektor, jermajesty to name a few.
these names are an open invitation for an ass kicking. high school is bad as it is. someone should really take such parents out back and beat them about the head and ass area.
the only reason i can come up with for such names is wanting something that will entertain you for the rest of your life. picture laying on your deathbed. friends and family alike waiting for you to pass on, so that they can split up all your assets. all hopes are gone. and then in walks your daughter, she-ra and your son, cobra commander. you'd die with a smile.
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Fuck you, I'm naming my baby Amoeba.
oh yeah, you cant go wrong with a name like amoeba. no foreseeable developmental problems there
i am naming my sons Optimus and Megatron.
My daughter will be called Plenty O'Toole (inspired by James Bond)
u all r crazy
n panda, wheres the latest rant?
yes, if by crazy you mean spectacularly awesome !
the next one should be up in a weeks time, as soon as im done with finals.
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