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Saturday, December 20, 2008

Fashion Fabulous


introducing the latest in fashion headware- 'the brown'. already generating massive buzz throughout the fashion industry, the brown is for the head what the kifaya has become for the neck. a definite must have for anyone looking to climb the social ladder.

the brown comes in the ever popular colour of, yes you guessed it, brown. so not only will it go with anything youve got on, but will also act as a natural camouflage if and when the need arises.

the brown has been clinically proved to be upto 65% air tight. that means it protects your skin from the harmful effects of uv radiation, keeping your face looking young and fresh. like yesterdays leftovers.

the latest in interwoven cellulose technology also allows the brown to be waterproof, making it perfect for those trips to the beach.

keeping your privacy in mind, the brown has been designed with 0% visuality- no one can see your face nor can you see theirs for that matter. so you now never again have to worry about running into that annoying relative or the friend whom you owe money.

tired spending hours stuck in traffic, listening to the same songs on the radio ? put the brown on while on the road and make those commutes alot more interesting.

and because the brown comes in a very convinient setting of one-size-fits-all, you spend less time finding one that fits your head and more time on the road looking good. so go out and your very own personal brown today.

2 comments:

Lhjunkie said...

You, me, two browns under the stairwell. Now.

;P

Ranting Panda said...

im already there. uh-huh !