seeing how people generally tend to pig out during this part of year, i thought it would be only fitting if this post revolved around a more culinary theme. however this post will be short and (hopefully) sweet. trying to strike an intricate balance between play and pray has squeezed my mind grapes down to the size of dehydrated raisins.
as i mentioned earlier, eating out has become a preferred mode of activity. hell, anything that beats doing the dishes has my vote. anywho, one thing that really grinds my gears is when a friend keeps stealing food off your plate over and over again(you all know who you are, all 4 of you). what the fuck is up with that ??
now dont get me wrong, im courteous enough to offer a taste of my food if someone is keen on appetizing it. especially if you're someone whose a fan of delicious flavour. but that doesnt mean that you keep coming back for more. and even if youre going to steal my food, dont do it with the words 'sharing is caring', accompanied with a retarded grin on your face. for fuck's sake, im not that kool-aid guy, offering free samples of my stuff. what buffet blimps !!
but if you're insistent in swiping off my food (or anyone else's for that matter), all i ask is you try to be a little innovative in the approach. you could try distracting me by tossing a 100 dhs bill over my shoulder and lunging for the tasties while my back is turned. a little tasteful cleavage can also work wonders. in short, i welcome all jestures monetary and/or sexual in nature.
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i need to make EVERYONE read this. i know some people who have a really ANNOYING expression while they eye your food, and throw the 'sharing is caring' pitch. and when someone takes the CHEESY bite of my burger and leaves the boring bit for me, they deserve some serious bitch slapping.
lol at the last part panda, what about some butt cleavage?
lemme guess, your next rant is gonna be about people who go lol? :)
dude, why are you into butt cleavage ? thats just nasty !
remind me never to go skinny dipping with you.
I think I love you.
*swoon*
well what say we hop on the good foot and do the bad thing ?
When and where?
my my you dont like wasting any time, do you ?
well contrary to popular belief, im not that easy. youre gonna have to wine and dine me first..
Oh.
*backs away slowly*
*looks around cautiously, and.. pounces
Aieee! I'm trapped!
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