Avatar Mania

ok so with all this talk and praise about avatar and how it has become the highest grossing movie of all time, i thought i too should jump on the avatar wagon. only that my wagon is hitched in the opposite direction. from an entertainment perspective, i am quite disappointed with the movie. the story lacks originality, drags on and is predictable.

avatar is what you get if the blueman group, dances with wolves, the masai tribe and a dozen pack of skittles all came together.

'hey panda, so what if james cameron ripped off pocahontas, dances with wolves, the new world and firekind ?!! the movie is still a visual masterpiece. an orgasm for the eyes !'

perhaps. but just like an orgasm, its not something you can sit through for 3 hours. atleast i couldnt. it was like having a cake made entirely of chocolate frosting. or being beaten on the head with a rainbow- just too much of a good thing.

no wonder people walked out with depression and suicidal tendencies.

Pout-tastic !

ok so thanks to facebook, online stalking has been brought a whole new dimension. every now and then youll come across someone with a public profile. and that always makes me feel like the kid who just got that life-sized ninja turtles costume for his birthday (still waiting for that). 850 pictures ? dont mind if i do !

but just when youre in the absolute midst of getting your stalk on, you come across a picture so douchey that it just puts you off completely. yes, i am talking the pouted lips pose. im sorry, but there is nothing sexy about looking like a duck. do you ever remember donald duck getting lucky ? i sure dont.

isnt having random guys ogling your pictures the greatest unsaid compliment you could ask her ? isnt that the real reason why you actually have over a 1000 pictures posted on facebook ? so stop acting like a douche and stop pouting.

you might think that flashing gang signs at parties or posing with your girlfriends in public washrooms with your lips protuding a few inches from your faces makes it look like you know how to party, just like that fictional bastard from monopoly with his fancy suit, top hat and monocle. but in reality you just set yourself up for an endless barrage of ridicule. it does also feed your hunger for attention, seeing as how any PR is good PR. so i guess its a win-win situation for everyone. yayy !

by the way, what is this fascination with taking pictures in public washrooms ? i have yet to figure that out. perhaps its the male equivalent to posing with half your shirt lifted to conviniently display your abs. just a little too douchey for my taste. unless there is female nudity involved, then its ok.