Planetary Debacles: To be, or not to be..a planet ?

i was out with some friends recently and somehow the conversation steered towards how pluto was no longer considered a planet anymore. personally, i couldnt care less about the fact that when i was a kid, pluto used to be a planet. but i always do seem to find it amusing how attached people still are to pluto. and i can never seem to understand why. maybe its because theyve entered the adult life now and its no longer socially acceptable to lament over mickey's retarded pet dog. and so theyve decided to take up the case of a useless, frozen rock. i would think the dog and the rock having the same name makes the transition easier. who knows ?

now if they felt so strongly about Ur.anus (sic) , that would be a completely different story (thanks, no.3 :P)

anywho, now im no interstellar expert, or even a time traveller for that matter(*sigh*), but maybe pluto circumnavigates the sun in a weird way, like a wounded bumblebee whose got its bearings all jacked up. or perhaps it would be the first one to melt into a puddle of mud and pebbles if it got too warm. or maybe its just not inclined to be a planet. all valid reasons, mind you, for ostracizing it from the intergalactic plantary body.
but dont count it out just because its smaller than the others. being built SLIGHTLY closer to the ground myself (and thats only for speed and agility), i do take a certain level of offence to that. i mean if midgets can be said to be real people or if chihuahuas still get to be dogs, why cant pluto be a still be planet ? talk about double standards, eh ?

Culinary Conundrums

seeing how people generally tend to pig out during this part of year, i thought it would be only fitting if this post revolved around a more culinary theme. however this post will be short and (hopefully) sweet. trying to strike an intricate balance between play and pray has squeezed my mind grapes down to the size of dehydrated raisins.


as i mentioned earlier, eating out has become a preferred mode of activity. hell, anything that beats doing the dishes has my vote. anywho, one thing that really grinds my gears is when a friend keeps stealing food off your plate over and over again(you all know who you are, all 4 of you). what the fuck is up with that ??

now dont get me wrong, im courteous enough to offer a taste of my food if someone is keen on appetizing it. especially if you're someone whose a fan of delicious flavour. but that doesnt mean that you keep coming back for more. and even if youre going to steal my food, dont do it with the words 'sharing is caring', accompanied with a retarded grin on your face. for fuck's sake, im not that kool-aid guy, offering free samples of my stuff. what buffet blimps !!


but if you're insistent in swiping off my food (or anyone else's for that matter), all i ask is you try to be a little innovative in the approach. you could try distracting me by tossing a 100 dhs bill over my shoulder and lunging for the tasties while my back is turned. a little tasteful cleavage can also work wonders. in short, i welcome all jestures monetary and/or sexual in nature.